Monday, July 21, 2008

Jokes


First Joke


Why did the chick cross the bridge?

I don't know. Why did the chick cross the bridge?

Because it wasn't chicken and didn't cross the road.


Second Joke


Knock Knock.


Who's There?


Who.


Who Who?


What are you, an Owl?


Third Joke


What did the bee say to the hive?


I don't know what did the bee say to the hive?


Hey honey.


Fourth Joke


What's black and white and red all over?


A zebra with a rash.


Fifth Joke


What side of the chicken has more feathers?


The outside!!



3 comments:

Cindy Seay said...

You made me laugh with your jokes and I love the horse picture. He looks like he likes your jokes, too.
i love you emma!
nana

bekah said...

haha

I like your jokes Emma!

You make me laugh!

Have a good day!

And post some more if you can.

-Bekah

Nichole said...

dmzEmma I love your jokes! The first time I met you, you told me your robber ducky joke and you laughed VERY hard!

Love you
Matole